I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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