Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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