she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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