So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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