I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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