Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
