I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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