Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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