The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
we're making bets on your personal life
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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