what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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