I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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