Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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