Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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