The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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