Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize