That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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