I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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