found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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