She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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