we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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