Buhtt sex?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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