The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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