That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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