We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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