one two three fourrrrnication!
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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