So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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