I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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