Is it because I queefed?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
