this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
