Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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