At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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