It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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