They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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