He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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