How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
even my farts smell like vagina
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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