My nipple is on Facebook.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
