And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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