I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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