I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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