just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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