Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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