Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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