she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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