I think im going to throw up on grandma
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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