dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just gargled with NyQuil
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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