I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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