Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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