This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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