The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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