Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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