Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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