The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
