can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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