how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
