the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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