I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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