just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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