he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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