I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Randomize