Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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