I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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