I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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